former columnist class of 2016
Chris Camitta is a senior who can often be found listening to just about any type of music that YouTube suggestions throw at him and reading old National Geographic magazines. When not participating in the never-ending task which is cleaning up the various toys left around the house by his dog (i.e. moving them to a slightly less inconvenient location), he is usually practicing piano or at least looking at a college application or some type of bookwork. On the occasion that Chris has nothing else to do, he likes to talk about strange things that have happened to him while traveling, the various items that his dog decides to bury bones in, the wonders of Desmos.com, or really anything to distract from the cold reality that he actually has precisely everything to do. His friends have described him as anything from nerdy (presumably after he tries to talk about Desmos) to confusing (most likely after his efforts to fix his computer mouse by throwing it against the table actually work). Chris is of the opinion that macaroni and cheese and anything from Chipotle rule the world, and anybody who thinks otherwise is definitely not to be trusted. He has no idea where he sees himself in twenty years, but if it's somewhere with lots of books and a Chipotle, he's probably going to be happy.